Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.