If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Washington Post DictionaryThe Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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SPERMRIDER - Seed of Destruction
If you've ever wanted to ride a sperm, kill a few civilians and destroy helicopter missiles, this is the game for you.
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Lilly hop
In this puzzle game you have to help the chicken pass all the paths over the lilly pads.
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Bus
You are on your way to work or maybe school, you drive along the road and suddenly you see a giant bus driving towards you.
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an ...
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There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain ...
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One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with ...
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
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A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
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There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Crush the castle 2
Shoot the objects you are given with the catapult and crush the castles!
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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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The legends
- If 13 people sit down to ...
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This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen....
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An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an ...
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
Desert Rally
It's quite simple, but you want to win and you will probably play it more than once. You have to race your car along the desert without destroying it.
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Ghost fight - The battle of swords
That's simply way too cool!! A stick fight animation that goes beyond what you usually see.
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Lucky skier
That was really close. Can you see how deep the crack is? You can see how shocked this guy still is afterwards!
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A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the ...
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