A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".