Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".