A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!