A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.