A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.