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Let the cat in
The second time I looked at that picture I just couldn't stop laughing! It's a bit scary though!!
See and Believe
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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Blonde Mail
This guy is sitting outside on his lawn when he sees his blonde neighbor walk outside and check her mailbox. ...
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Where are all the flying cars, asks man released after 27 years
A man who spent 27 years in jail for a ...
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HOW TO GIVE A CAT A BATH
HOW TO GIVE A CAT A BATH: FLUSH 'N FLUFF1. ...
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How to give a cat a bath
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount ...
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Safe Smoking
One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them.
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Drunk
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and g
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Drunk Irishman
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.
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Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
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Airbag
Some people need the airbag inside the car... and some others outside of the car.
The Greeks pay more
Sign spotted outside a Greek store. If you are Greek you have 40% reduction if you are a tourist 50%.
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ZAZ - 'Dans ma rue' acoustic
Just an awesome song that made my day. Of course I didn't understand a word. I hope it is not about a blind child that starved to death outside a Starbucks. It doesn't sound like though :)
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Gyroball
Absolutely addicting. Can you take the ball to the end? Try you luck and you will agree that whoever made it was a sadistic person.
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Wonderful view
What a wonderful view they have! The ones inside not the ones outside!
Student disappears a car
Sara Watson, who is studying drawing at the University of Central Lancashire (Uclan), took three weeks to transform the car's appearance.
Kitty cap
It's cold and it's raining outside...and I feel like wearing a beanie.
Low cost home security
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
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Golf affairs
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
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You know it's 2004 when...
You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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Wedding test
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
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Things you would never know without the movies
* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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Bill's birthday
A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him.
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Blood test
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
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The Centipede
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
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The scotsman at the baseball game
A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his ...
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Old Man
There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain ...
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