Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"...
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For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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USA Senior Health Care Solution
So
you're a senior ...
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
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If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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Have you noticed anything weird about computers when they appear in movies? Have a look and you will remember seeing ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing ...
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars...
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Meytal Cohen - Toxicity
Hot girls do an amazing cover of Toxicity. What else to ask?
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Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
Mortlake Mansion
Beautiful 2D puzzle game. Explore
the dark rooms of the house and discover the secrets that haunt this
eerie place.
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One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer...
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
Jacques Brel - Ne Me Quitte Pas
Very different from our usual video but so amazing that I had to share it with you. Warning: this is not funny. It is an amazing performance, by an extremely talented artists which makes you feel like you understand every word he says even though
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The ...
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the windo
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