A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.