A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
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A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with ...
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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney ...
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It ...
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. ...
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young ...
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George ...
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So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady ...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is ...
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the w
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An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the Gardai.
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One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than ...
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