A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.