This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.