Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.