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The Centipede

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r

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And the parrot said...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.
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Kitty riding a turtle
When she changes side she seems to wonder why her "vehicle" doesn't go that way. :)
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Monster saga
A pokemon type game..featuring 24 monsters to collect and train,20 Main Missions,12 side Missions and many more features.
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Funny hunter
Propably an asian ad for a pet thing.
Me and my dinosaur
Adorable little arcade game. Take your pet dinosaur and run. Some of the challenges are quite clever and you have to cooperative with rex.
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Super Adventure Pals Distribution
Rpg platformer adventure game.
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Santa Claus is a Woman
  I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
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Alligator in a Bar

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.

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Thirty thousand cockroaches
A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send ...
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Email joke - The gym

Subject: Membership Renewal

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Rude parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of ...
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Smart monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and, while he's nursing it, the monkey runs wild.
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The awkward moment when, Part 2 [ 10 moments]
Here are ten of my favourites. If you have one ...
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Hungry cock
A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him...
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