When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"