When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...