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Driving Styles
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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Thats it!
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, ...
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Rats
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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Embarrassing moments

A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.

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Deep hole

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

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To the zoo
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over ...
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Horse and chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety...
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Love Dress

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

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Bored dealers
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table when a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 ...
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Birthday Treat
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks ...
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The Greatest
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting ...
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Heaven and Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
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Can you give me a push?

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

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Healthy level of insanity

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

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