All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.