All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.