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Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.

Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.