A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
Use of the word "beautiful".
Little TONY goes to school...
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"