Subject: Membership Renewal
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued...
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.