Subject: Membership Renewal
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued...
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.