Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.