I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.