A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.