A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.