A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.