A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.