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Cat quotes

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....

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Stiff climb
Panting and perspiring, two men on a tandem bicycle at last got to the top of a steep hill. "That ...
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After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in ...
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Bad Nuns

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

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What Now
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when ...
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Hannibal Buress Rips Heckler
A drunken man yelled at Hannibal's show at the Grand Opera House in Wilmington, Delaware. Hannibal is easily distracted and proceeded to destroy him.
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest.
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Wedding test

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.

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Ugly Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!
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Golf affairs

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.

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The clock

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

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Hungry cock
A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him...
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Unix Shell Tricks
What follows is famous computer joke. Green text is what someone writes in command promt and red text is what the computer responds.
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