While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.