What follows is famous computer joke. Green text is what someone writes in command promt and red text is what the computer responds.
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A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both...
Cover your stump before you hump....
"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm ...
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Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but ...
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Space Shuttle launches with the following crew: two monkeys and a blonde.
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Kevin: Imagine that I let you borrow $50, but in ...
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
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One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.
July 2, 2001 Re: Letter Of ReferenceTo: John DoeTo Whom It May Concern:Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be ...
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Herbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, WhitsonUniversity College ...
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There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared
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A man who spent 27 years in jail for a ...
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The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth ...
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Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained ...
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of ...
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A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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A champion jockey is about to enter an important race ...
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.
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