A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), an American essayist, philosopher, and poet.