Racehorse Tycoon
Equip your horse with the best gear bet on it and win!!
game
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
One day a preacher went out to buy a horse, so he went to the man's house who was selling the horse.