A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Subject: Membership Renewal
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.