A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
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As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
Britain's got talent - Paul Potts
This is not funny at all. It's very inspirational and amazing. So if you want something funny move on, if you want something you want forget just watch this video.
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During the graduation ceremony, you want to say a few words to the eager audience...
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If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner ...
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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you.
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in ...
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
Human Resources Director is trying to organize a party.
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Bugs Bunny's 51 1/2 Anniversary Spectacular - Bloopers (1991)
Here is an anniversary Bugs Bunny cartoon short made in 1991 to celebrate the 51st and a half birthday of Bugs Bunny. It contains "bloopers" and "making of"...
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
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Takeover
Lead one of 3 nations in the battle for Rivadis in this real-time strategy game. For centuries the Rivadis Empire ruled the continent in its shine and glory. But now it fell into necromancers' hands and dying. Time for Takeover has come!</
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Super Adventure Pals Distribution
Rpg platformer adventure game.
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Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
D'oh! Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to ...
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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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Tribot Fighter
Nice beat'em up game with a robot that can transform into 3 different types as you play.
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At the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone.
As ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Cover your stump before you hump....