8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream ...
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A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the ...
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Ready to learn Chinese? Here are the basics!
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."...
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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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The awkward moment when.....
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An eighteen year-old girl in Glasgow goes home to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shoutin
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and ...
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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Ais for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ...
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1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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A descendant of Eric The Red, named Rudolf the Red, was arguing with his wife about the weather. His wife thought it was going to be a nice day, and he thought it was going to rain...
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Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
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A jet ran into some turbulent weather. To keep the passengers calm the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts...
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
HOW TO GIVE A CAT A BATH: FLUSH 'N FLUFF1. ...
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Kind of geeky, but still funny.
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Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.9. ...
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2.
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The patient staggered to the pharmacy counter flinching;Say, would you give me something for my head?...
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Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says..
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Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at ...
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