I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.