All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.