What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer....
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A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day.
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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A descendant of Eric The Red, named Rudolf the Red, was arguing with his wife about the weather. His wife thought it was going to be a nice day, and he thought it was going to rain...
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A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen....
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.
I think we all agree, the past is over.
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USA Senior Health Care Solution
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you're a senior ...
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1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.
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What follows is famous computer joke. Green text is what someone writes in command promt and red text is what the computer responds.
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Two guys are traveling by car on a main street ...
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a ...
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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife ...
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Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman,salesman... etc...
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Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the
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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on ...
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One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher asigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with..
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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A frantic woman had dialed 911. Police, fire, or ambulance? asked the operator.
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest.
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