I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?