Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
Subject: Membership Renewal
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.