Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
Subject: Membership Renewal
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.