A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.