When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Use of the word "beautiful".
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.