A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?'
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera
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