A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
Cover your stump before you hump....