One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.