Use of the word "beautiful".
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.