An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.