Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the ...
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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. ...
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* Butterflies taste with their feet.* A duck's quack ...
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Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA(An elderly woman well into ...
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared
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1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, ...
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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, ...
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After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and ...
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A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"...
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Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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A descendant of Eric The Red, named Rudolf the Red, was arguing with his wife about the weather. His wife thought it was going to be a nice day, and he thought it was going to rain...
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The office - That's what she said
Did she or didn't she say it?
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i saw her too, with lasers
Desperate to find a cure, a mad scientist has captured two loving zombies in his laboratory.
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Soko - I'll kill her
Wonderful fun made video clip. Made by Joerg Barton a motion-designer from Germany. The song: "I'll kill her" by Soko (2007).
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