Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
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-Stop taking pictures of me bitch! -Nan please, that's a ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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1) That's not right . ............................. Sum Ting Wong------------------------------------2) Are you harboring ...
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Collect 10 points and feel the difference
ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took ou
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go ...
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Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says..
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10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.9. ...
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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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USA Senior Health Care Solution
So
you're a senior ...
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, ...
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