I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.