I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.