Subject: Membership Renewal
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.