A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.