Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.
Cover your stump before you hump....
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.