A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.