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You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
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Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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One day this little girl and her mother went for a walk. the little girl saw 2 dogs humping. The little girl asked her mother "mommy what are those dogs doing. Her mother said " honey there making cakes...
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You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."That's Direct Marketing.
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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An English Professor wrote the words,"woman without her man is nothing"
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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A pregnant woman from Vancouver gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
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A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him...
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Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she ...
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* You can identify universities by their internet domains. * ...
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A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day.
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docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
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