docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.