A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.