A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.