A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.