Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.