Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.