Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued...
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."