This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he ...
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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
This excerpt from court transcript is supposed to be true.Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): May I address the court?
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After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to ...
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1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go ...
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Little TONY goes to school...
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair ...
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One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
A driver is pulled over by a police man. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
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1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.2. Stop exercising. ...
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A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, ...
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Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the ...
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and ...
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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, Stranger.&
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Grandma writes:
The other day I went to the local ...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Vintage Kitsch of the 70's [13 photos]
Men in the 70's used to wear vintage clothes.. Vintage kitsch clothes in particular! Here's a collection of 13 pictures showing the kitschiest of all! Enjoy!
A.l.i.a.s 2
The shooting continues with a.l.i.a.s 2. More advanced and with new levels.
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Vagina Evolution Purse..
I would definitely neither buy nor hold it! But anyway it's fun to know that it exists !
Simon's Cat - Sticky Tape
What happens when a cat comes across sticky tape??
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Swords and Sandals 2
Become a gladiator and fight your way to fame and fortune. A very big game with some RPG characteristics.
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Almost McDonald's..!
A version of McDonald's I bet you've never seen!
