No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.
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The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite ...
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, ...
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A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
Ais for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ...
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Cat's Meow
An animated short film by Jorge Garcia about a cat and her owner.
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Papa's Taco Mia
Papa Louie is branching out with a new taco restaurant, and he's putting
you in charge! Help Mitch and Maggie take orders, cook meats, and build
tacos in Papa's Taco Mia! What an addictive game!! I couldn't stop playing!!
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The U.S. Government held an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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Let's slide
Gravity, an itch and a clever dog produced this short clip.
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How to tell your dog is an insensitive prick
You can say that's a hint...
Monroe Steals Wall's Thunder at the 2012 NBA All-Star
My opinion is that Monroe is the man. Basketball is a game with an offense and a defense. Without a defence dunks are simply a guy jumping high.
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Bugs Bunny's 51 1/2 Anniversary Spectacular - Bloopers (1991)
Here is an anniversary Bugs Bunny cartoon short made in 1991 to celebrate the 51st and a half birthday of Bugs Bunny. It contains "bloopers" and "making of"...
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Ghost fight - The battle of swords
That's simply way too cool!! A stick fight animation that goes beyond what you usually see.
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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an ...
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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
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-He's slow as fuck.-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.
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Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
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