1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.