Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.