Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
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Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued...
Or stupid I add. If you think some of them are not funny try doing some at work.
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Old Lady Driving on Highway Sitting on the side of ...
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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, ...
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but ...
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1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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Human: Dogs reaction to his masters voice ordering him to change the burned bulb.
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Golden Retriever: The sun is ...
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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an ...
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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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* Butterflies taste with their feet.* A duck's quack ...
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-Stop taking pictures of me bitch! -Nan please, that's a ...
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on 2 March 1999:...
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This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To ...
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and ...
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-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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A man who spent 27 years in jail for a ...
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Money can buy a housebut not a home.
Money can buy a bedbut not sleep.
Money can buy a clockbut not time.
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?