A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?