A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
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Have you noticed anything weird about computers when they appear in movies? Have a look and you will remember seeing ...
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If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny ...
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The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner ...
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A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting ...
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They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
An Englishman an Australian and a Frenchman were sharing a ...
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This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.
I think we all agree, the past is over.
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A Welsh rugby fan, a Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled ...
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Here are the U. S. Statistics for 1902: The average ...
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said...
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After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus.'Say,' Peter said, 'How is it going?' 'Going?
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A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It ...
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Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. \"I couldn\'t help noticing how happy you look,\" she said.
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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her hubbie. She doesn't know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir ... can you tell me anythi
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ...
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Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send ...
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Men Are Just Happier PeopleYour last name stays put. The ...
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