A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.